You Don't Know Jack....

For Sometime Many Of Us Have Wondered Just Who Is "Jack Schit" ?

We Find Ourselves At A Loss For Words When Someone says "you don't know Jack
Schit"

Thanks To My Genealogy Efforts, you can now Respond In A Intellectual way.
Tell Them :

Jack Schit is the only son of "Awe Schit".
Awe Schit was A Fertilizer He Married "O. Schit"
She was the Owner of Needeep N Schit Inc. they had one son "Jack"
In Turn, Jack Schit married "Noe Schit" the deeply religous couple had 6 children:
Holie Schit, Giva Schit, Fulla Schit, Bull Schit and the Twins Deep Schit & Dip Schit
Against Her Parents Objections Deep Schit Married Dumb Schit a high school teacher.


After being married for 15 years Jack & Noe Schit Divorced. Noe Schit later remarried
Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name She was then known as "Noe Schit Sherlock".


Meanwhile, Dip Schitt Married Loda Schit, and they had a son with a rather nervous disposition
named "Chicken Schit" . 
Two of the other 6 children Fulla Schit and Giva Schit, were inseparable throughout their childhood and they Married the "Happens Brothers" in a dual wedding ceremony
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" Nuptials.
The Schit-Happens Children were Dawg Schit, Bird Schit and Horse Schit.
Bull Schit was the Prodigal son and he left home to tour the world, He recently returned from Italy
with his Italian Bride "Pisa Schit".

Now When someone says "you don't Know Jack Schit" you can correct them.

Sincerely,


Crock O. Schit


and he does exist
Nebraska State Census 1885
Name Age Birth Place Location Date
John Schit 19  Indiana  Tipton Precinct, Cass, Nebraska  10 Jun 1885