Tuesday, 19 October 2010

WAL-MART SENIOR GREETER

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart,   just couldn't seem to get to work on time.


Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.

But he was a good worker,really tidy,  clean-shaven,  sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though your coming in late.

I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.

What did they say if you came in late there?"








They said,

"Good morning, Admiral.

Can I get you coffee, sir?"