So you think you've seen everything

So you think you've seen everything BUT...

have you ever seen this?     TALK ABOUT SOLITUDE...AND IS THAT SNOW ON THE GROUND???     NO ONE WOULD NOTICE IT, I'M SURE...      I HAVE TO SAY THIS IS INTERESTING...WEIRD, BUT INTERESTING...NOT SURE ABOUT FIRE ESCAPES, THOUGH AND HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO GIVE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR APPARTMENT?     THIS IS CLEVER...      WONDER HOW LONG IT TOOK TO CREATE THIS?      OH MAN, SCARY!!! DO NOT WANT TO LIVE ANY WHERE NEAR THIS ACTION!     OOPS! GONNA NEED A NOSE JOB FOR SURE!     NO. I REPEAT...NO. AND JUST WHAT KIND OF A MACHINE IS NEEDED TO  CUT THROUGH THAT MUCH SNOW???      WELL, THAT CERTAINLY IS A TRAFFIC-STOPPER! SURE HOPE NO ONE WAS UNDER IT! I BET IT WAS EXCITING TO SEE IT COMING DOWN!     THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION FOR THIS ONE. IMAGINATION EVEN FAILS ONE AT THIS SITUATION...BUT YOU CAN BET SOMEONE WAS IN TROUBLE!