Patience!

If you get really bored, give this a try.

the first thing he certainly did the alphabet: 



Now you can print the texts:) And then - had: 

Voyeurism ?

Car Sex
This photographer must have used a very powerful lens to be able to photograph this scene.
Check  out the pictures - one by one. 
  














 

Yup,  I was straining my eyeballs trying to see through the back window too!

Revenge of the Animals

THE REVENGE OF THEANIMALS!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday Funnies

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but

Thank you for caring enough to call.  

I am making some changes in my life.  

Please leave a message after the  

Beep. If I do not return your call,  

You are one of the changes."

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   ( I LOVE THIS ONE! )

My wife and I had words,  

But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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The irony of life is that, by the time  

You're old enough to know your way  around,

You're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time   

To think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,  

But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.   

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends!"

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

And Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,  

Dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.

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A woman asks man who is traveling with six children,

"Are all these kids yours?"

The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these

Are customer complaints".

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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"

Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.

Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential."

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Nominated as the best short joke this year...

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles

While taking a bath.

"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

Health Warning ( This is VERY Important info!!)

It all began with an iPhone....

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch. September came by so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.   It was around then that the fight started....

The Defective Parrot.

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.   It doesn't have any feet or legs.   The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'   The parrot says, 'I was born this way.   I'm a defective parrot.'   'Holy crap,' the guy replies.   'You actually understood and answered me. !'   'I got every word,' says the parrot.   'I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated bird'   'Oh yeah?' the guy asks.   'Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet.?'  'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook.   You can't see it, because of my feathers.'   'Wow,' says the guy.   'You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you.?' 'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy.   I'm especially good at ornithology.   You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion.'   The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag.   'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.'   'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me, cause I don't have any feet.   You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer.!' The guy offers $20, and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by.   The parrot is sensational.   He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.   The guy is delighted.   One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot goes, 'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing.   'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife, and the delivery man.' 'What are you talking about,?' asks the guy.   'When the guy delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at the door, in a sheer black nightie.'   'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously.   'THEN what happened?' 'Well, then the delivery man came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot. 'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'   'Yes.   Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees, and began to kiss her all over.' Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'   DUNNO?!? I got an erection , and fell off my perch.!'      If this doesn't make you laugh, you're having a really bad day.