MY BIKE

A  Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and  was  leaving his Mission in the  jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives  when he realizes that the one thing he  never taught them was how to speak  English.

So he takes the chief for a walk  in the forest. He points to a tree  and says to the chief, 'This is a  tree.'

The chief looks at the tree and  grunts, 'Tree.'

The Priest is pleased  with the response. They walk a little further and  he points to a rock and says, 'This is a  rock.'

Hearing this, the chief looks and  grunts, 'Rock.'

The Priest was really  getting enthusiastic about the results when he  hears a rustling in the bushes. As they  peek over the top, he sees a couple  of natives in the midst of heavy sexual  activity.

The Priest is really flustered  and quickly responds, 'Man riding a  bike.'

The chief looks at the couple  briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills  them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells  at the chief that he has spent  years teaching how to be civilized and be  kind to each other, so how could he kill  these people in cold blood that way?

The  chief replied, 'My bike.'



Enjoy your  day and remember to keep off the roads when riding  someone else's bicycle!