The Bannister of Life

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2010- Remember 

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written  An impressive new book.  It's called .......'Ministers Do More Than Lay People' .

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.. 

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 

4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant  flash and it is gone. 

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the toilet. 

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.  The seat folded up, the drink spilled and  that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 

7. It used to be only death and taxes now, of course, there's  postage and packing, too. 

8. A husband is someone who, after taking  the rubbish out, gives the impression that  he just cleaned the whole house. 

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just  vending machines and a large rubbish bin. 
 
11. Definition of a teenager?  God's punishment...for enjoying sex. 

12. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way... 

 
Be who you are and say what you feel... because those that matter... don't mind...and those that mind...don't matter!