Airport Security

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.It´s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling.

It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. 

Justice would be swift.
Case closed.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . . 
"Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight number XXXX. Shalom."

Hats off to the Israelis.